Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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