i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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