and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Fuck appropriateness.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
