i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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