I think I died a long time ago.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Randomize
