I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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