Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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