No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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