Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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