Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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