Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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