Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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