ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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