We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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