What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
