just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Randomize
