i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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