Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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