Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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