he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
