Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
