and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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