ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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