how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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