she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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