if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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