is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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