Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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