Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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