Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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