The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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