i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
