I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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