Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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