Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
vagina is talking i cant
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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