lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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