whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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