she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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