I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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