Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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