I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
did i just pee glitter
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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