My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize