? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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