So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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