who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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