He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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