Do vagina's smell?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would fuck him just for his dog
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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