Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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third nipple confirmed
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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