i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
