all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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