My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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