sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So vagazzling was a success
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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