that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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