I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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