You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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