I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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