I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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