I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
we're making bets on your personal life
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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