when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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