their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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